Sonic Screwdriver #99
Um, I’d like to retract my statements below on Christmas on a Rational Planet. Reread it three years later and found it quite palatable. I mean, Lawrence Miles wrote it, for flip’s sake! Still, I really like this review for the sheer bile it throws around. By the way, if you have the original Sonic Screwdriver, Andrew Deans is mistakingly noted as the author!
Good news, dear readers. Daniel Payne has recovered from the illness that saw him see merit in that claptrap Christmas on a Rational Planet. He now sees how very sick he was and acknowledges it was one of the most garbled, unstructured, wandering and grossly unreadable pieces of dross that has ever seen the light of day. However, it does have one slight forgiving factor in that it leads into one of our latest missives, The Death of Art. Which, admittedly, it doesn’t do all that much. OK, I concede it has no saving graces.
The Death of Art is Simon Bucher-Jones’ rst intrusion into the now rather large series of New Adventures. It takes us back to France in the 1880s (well, primarily) courtesy of a rather interesting message sent by Ace — sorry, Dorothée — to our TARDIS regulars (which, incidentally, is largely responsible for the new look to the TARDIS interior as seen in the Fox movie). She calls them back as psychic powers seem to running amok in France — and they shouldn’t be. So we see Chris getting to pretend to be a gendarme, Roz gets to see lots of gooey things, and the Doctor gets to run around Paris claiming his head hurts because the psychic just won’t shut up!
The link back to the afore-mentioned text (I daren’t say the title, after all) is the reintroduction of the Shadow Directory, who played a small and seemingly inconsequential part in that rag (then again, every part of that collection of pulp fibres seemed to do that). This Shadow Directory is split into two feuding families, both with members with rather strange powers — powers that they really just shouldn’t have. How have they acquired these powers, what is the Quoth Space and its inhabitants, and will Simon be able to top his succession of gory scenes?
The book is a bit of a messy mixture of threads and ideas, but at least the individual parts make very good reading. There’s a competently written and thankfully fairly small cast, which gets steadily smaller as the book progresses, normally in rather messy fashion. Admittedly, you need to have a rather twisted mind to keep up with the mess that passes for a plot, and the denouement is rather a sudden one. Methinks Simon came up with a cool idea (and it is), and then struggled to put a plot around it.
And the other reason that The Death of Art kicks ass over that puerile pre-pubescent puked-up pastiche of poorly performed picaresque pineapple is that its cover is actually in the bloody book!
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